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How to calculate the area of a Pallellalloglam!
Based on The New Singlish Dictionary version 2.27 Published by Yangster Publishings


Once upon a math's class...


"Good Molning Cher' Yang..."


"Not loud enuf, but sit down airny wais..."


...Dragging of Chairs...


"Okay, did you revise for your maths test?"


"noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...."


"I dun care!"


"Waaaa...... Cher' Yang evil..."


"I very evil, so wat? Kip all ur books and clear watevr's B-low ur table"


Halfway through the maths test...


"WTF...." "What the s*** is this?" "Area of a wat?"


"Wat you guys talking??? Shuddup and don't talk lah!"


"Yang cher', you nvr teach us how the hell you find the area of a pallelloglam!"


"Too bad, blame it on ur bad luck!" (Meanwhile, cher yang's thinking: Heehee! :D")


After the test...


Ah Yang-Yangster-Yun Yang: "Now, I can tell you how to find the area of a parallelogram!"


It is...

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How to find the area of your Triangle

Once upon a time....

There was this farny teacher called Herngy Werngy!

He call himself Maths teacher, but then his Term one maths test oso fail...

He ask the class to flip to page "x^y*23/34"(did you read your algebra?)

Anyways...

He shouted to the noisy 1P3...

"YOU PPL SHOULD HAVE READ AHEAD... LET'S SEE WHO TO COLL...
AHA! YOU!

THE GUY WHO IS SITTING AT EXACTLY 23 ARC DEGREES AWAY FROM THE LEANING TOWER OF PIZZA!"

ERR... HUH??? WHAT...THE...Something

" NVM...It's Old Chicken! c'mon stand up! Now tell me...

What is me question?

Ah! WHAT IS THE AREA OF A TRI-ANGLE? EH?"

" 'Cher, I donno...", Mumbled the farny chicken.

"Never mind, I also donno...Sit down. Eh wait! I remember!"

Cher Herngy Werngy Wrote this on the board...

Area of a tri-angle...

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Ah Yang Lessons!
Anyways...

Let's get started...

Introduction...

One day, 'Cher Yang walks into the classroom and said...

"EVERYBODY TAKE OUT YOUR FARNY BOOKS AND FLIP TO...EH? Which page ah..."

"Aiyah, Random...Page TWO THOUSAND ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY TREE."

"But 'cher, no 2 tousend 1 hunled and wenty wee leh..."

"NVM... Let's get back to calculations." Following dat, Ah yang wrote "Calcularsions" (Calculations-For those who donno Singelish Version 2.27).

Area of a rect-tangle (My mind is tangled up)