Monday, April 13, 2009

Tarragon Image Studio Presents...

How to find the area of your Triangle

Once upon a time....

There was this farny teacher called Herngy Werngy!

He call himself Maths teacher, but then his Term one maths test oso fail...

He ask the class to flip to page "x^y*23/34"(did you read your algebra?)

Anyways...

He shouted to the noisy 1P3...

"YOU PPL SHOULD HAVE READ AHEAD... LET'S SEE WHO TO COLL...
AHA! YOU!

THE GUY WHO IS SITTING AT EXACTLY 23 ARC DEGREES AWAY FROM THE LEANING TOWER OF PIZZA!"

ERR... HUH??? WHAT...THE...Something

" NVM...It's Old Chicken! c'mon stand up! Now tell me...

What is me question?

Ah! WHAT IS THE AREA OF A TRI-ANGLE? EH?"

" 'Cher, I donno...", Mumbled the farny chicken.

"Never mind, I also donno...Sit down. Eh wait! I remember!"

Cher Herngy Werngy Wrote this on the board...

Area of a tri-angle...

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CIYME (Cheat in your Maths Exams) presents - the ultimate calculators

Use these calculators to finish your geometry homework if you lost your scientific calculators! Hehe...
 

Rectangle

Enter the length of the rectangle cm
Enter the width of the rectangle cm


Press 'Find Area' for the area of your rectangle to be calculated

Triangle

Enter the length of the base cm
Enter the vertical height of the triangle cm



Press 'Find Area' for the area of your triangle to be calculated

Parallelogram

Enter the length of the base cm
Enter the vertical height of the parallelogram cm


Press 'Find Area' for the area of your parallelogram to be calculated

Trapezium

Enter the length of the top side cm
Enter the length of the bottom side cm
Enter the height of the trapezium cm


Press 'Find Area' for the area of your trapezium to be calculated

Circle

Enter the radius of the circle cm


Press 'Find Area' for the area of your circle to be calculated