Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Chik-enator Productions Presents...

How to calculate the area of a Pallellalloglam!
Based on The New Singlish Dictionary version 2.27 Published by Yangster Publishings


Once upon a math's class...


"Good Molning Cher' Yang..."


"Not loud enuf, but sit down airny wais..."


...Dragging of Chairs...


"Okay, did you revise for your maths test?"


"noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...."


"I dun care!"


"Waaaa...... Cher' Yang evil..."


"I very evil, so wat? Kip all ur books and clear watevr's B-low ur table"


Halfway through the maths test...


"WTF...." "What the s*** is this?" "Area of a wat?"


"Wat you guys talking??? Shuddup and don't talk lah!"


"Yang cher', you nvr teach us how the hell you find the area of a pallelloglam!"


"Too bad, blame it on ur bad luck!" (Meanwhile, cher yang's thinking: Heehee! :D")


After the test...


Ah Yang-Yangster-Yun Yang: "Now, I can tell you how to find the area of a parallelogram!"


It is...












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CIYME (Cheat in your Maths Exams) presents - the ultimate calculators

Use these calculators to finish your geometry homework if you lost your scientific calculators! Hehe...
 

Rectangle

Enter the length of the rectangle cm
Enter the width of the rectangle cm


Press 'Find Area' for the area of your rectangle to be calculated

Triangle

Enter the length of the base cm
Enter the vertical height of the triangle cm



Press 'Find Area' for the area of your triangle to be calculated

Parallelogram

Enter the length of the base cm
Enter the vertical height of the parallelogram cm


Press 'Find Area' for the area of your parallelogram to be calculated

Trapezium

Enter the length of the top side cm
Enter the length of the bottom side cm
Enter the height of the trapezium cm


Press 'Find Area' for the area of your trapezium to be calculated

Circle

Enter the radius of the circle cm


Press 'Find Area' for the area of your circle to be calculated